Clippy Says, "All your base are belong to us!"

To: all

I can't believe it! Those geeks at Microsoft have made me obsolete. That means you won't be seeing much of me, your favorite Office Assistant, in the new Office XP. Your friend JS thought you'd want to hear my side of the story. Check it out at www.officeclippy.com, where you can see videos starring me and hear my new blues song, "It Looks Like You're Writing a Letter."

By the way, do you know anyone looking to hire a hard-working paper clip?

--Clippy