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INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

*1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots. *

*2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,
a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. *

*3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. *

*4. Leave a note on your door that reads: *

*Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for
ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. *

*P.S. - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside!*