Please Pet the Innocent Tissue?
San-X???

New to America? No problem!
"When I first come to america, my english very bad. Company Name Generator give english name to my video game store, and business start up right away! People so eager to buy force-feedback joystick. I don't know how you do it! Thank you very very much."

--John Choy,
HardcoreXXX Unlimited, NY, NY

Company Name Generator

This is an interesting Mac software company I always liked a lot. I just checked to see if they came out with a system X version yet. Here's there choice for a holiday season home page.

John De Bella (Philadelphia DJ) has some funny links here...

Drive Me Insane

The FBI is watching you...

Orsinal: Games

All Music Guide: Chinese Whispers

Experiment #04: Pedestrian Killer

Got bugs in your computer program?

The Mermaid: Bordello, Casino, Rock Club, Gay Bar... shambles, and now, photo and party site:

My company holiday party was here, in rustic Topanga.
I used to live down the block from it 20 years ago, when my oldest daughter was born.

Mel Penny, mentioned in the article, was the owner of the local well and water tank - everyone paid him
for the water.

Mac to Atari 2600

CNN.com Specials: Ideas for rebuilding the WTC

formandcontent: worldview desktop v0.9

This is a famous uh, allegory... I have no idea what it's talking about.

Space Power - How The West Wasn't Won (NAFA)

How to Speak Southern

Ever wondered about those idioms? Mayday!

My First computer - the
DIGI-COMP 1

You had to put it together yourself.... this must've been in 1968 or so.
Now, YOU can play with a virtual DIGI-COMP 1.

CreateBands.com - Create A Band Online

(thanks to Stas and Don)

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this
after Hu Jintao was named chief
of the Communist Party in China.

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman
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(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?