Saturday, April 02, 2005

Christiane Amanpour made this same mistake today on KFWB at about 12:30pm... "first non-catholic pope in many centuries" - she probably meant "NON-ITALIAN"

CNN.com


Is the Pope a Catholic?

http://www.theage.com.au/news/Jonathan-Green/Festival-of-water-just-dont-go-in-the-river/2005/02/09/1107890272746.html?oneclick=true

And speaking of popes, some little misdeeds can haunt you for life. It would be remiss to let tomorrow's final Today Show appearance by veteran host Steve Liebmann pass without recalling an incident from the dark vaults of 1978.

Back then, Steve was doing breakfast radio on 2SM in Sydney - a station owned, coincidentally, by the Catholic Church.

News gathering was then a primitive art, one unblessed by the internet or 24-hour cable news. While Liebmann was on air, word came through that a certain Polish cardinal had just been made the new Pope.

Liebmann breathlessly announced the news to his audience, adding: "It is the first time in many centuries that we've had a non-Catholic Pope." Phones went crazy. Producers went crazy. Steve went crazy and quickly corrected the gaffe on-air.

He then went to the tape machine that logged the broadcast, took out scissors and did a fast edit on that particular 30 seconds, sensing that otherwise it would come to haunt him through endless Christmas blooper reels. Almost got away with it.
A Black or Hispanic Pope??? How about a Jew?

This article is from 2003 - worth reading, I think...


Papal Chase - Will the next pope be black, Hispanic, American, a Jew? By Steven Waldman

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Query Letters I Love: real movie storylines sent by aspiring writers... who need to keep their day job if they have one.

Thursday, November 25, 2004

Thursday, September 23, 2004

Saturday, September 11, 2004

Friday, September 03, 2004

Fodors.com > From Fodors Travel Talk

(might be from Dave Barry)


Hurricane Preparation for Floridians


After this past week we all should be aware of hurricane preparations, but in case you need a refresher course:

We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Atlantic Ocean and making two basic meteorological points.

(1) There is no need to panic.
(2) We could all be killed.

Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Florida. If you're new to the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for the possibility that we'll get hit by "the big one." Based on our insurance industry experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple three-step hurricane preparedness plan:

STEP 1: Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days.
STEP 2: Put these supplies into your car.
STEP 3: Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Halloween.

Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follow this sensible plan. Most people will foolishly stay here in Florida. We'll start with one of the most important hurricane preparedness items:

Homeowner's Insurance:

If you own a home, you must have hurricane insurance. Fortunately, this insurance is cheap and easy to get, as long as your home meets two basic requirements:

(1) It is reasonably well-built, and
(2) It is located in Wisconsin

Unfortunately, if your home is located in! Florida, or any other area that might actually be hit by a hurricane, most insurance companies would prefer not to sell you hurricane insurance, because then they might be required to pay YOU money, and that is certainly not why they got into the insurance business in the first place. So you'll have to scrounge around for an insurance company, which will charge you an annual premium roughly equal to the replacement value of your house. At any moment, this company can drop you like used dental floss.

Shutters:

Your house should have hurricane shutters on all the windows and all the doors. There are several types of shutters, with advantages and disadvantages:

Plywood shutters: The advantage is that, because you make them yourself, they're cheap. The disadvantage is that they will probably blow away since you don't know what you are doing.

Sheet-metal shutters: The advantage is that these work well, once you get them all up. The disadvantage is that once you get them all up, your hands will be useless bleeding stumps, and it will be December.

Roll-down shutters: The advantages are that they're very easy to use, and will definitely protect your house. The disadvantage is that you will have to sell your house to pay for them.

Hurricane-proof windows: These are the newest wrinkle in hurricane protection: They look like ordinary windows, but they can withstand hurricane winds! You can be sure of this, because the salesman says so. He lives in Nebraska.

Hurricane Proofing your property:

As the hurricane approaches, check your yard for movable objects like barbecue grills, planters, patio furniture, visiting relatives, etc. You should, as a precaution, throw these items into your swimming pool (if you don't have a swimming pool, you should have one built (immediately). Otherwise, the hurricane winds will turn these objects into deadly missiles.

Evacuation Route:

If you live in a low-lying area, you should have an evacuation route planned out. (To determine whether you live in a low-lying area, look at your driver's license; if it says "Florida," you live in a low-lying area).

The purpose of having an evacuation route is to avoid being trapped in your home when a major storm hits. Instead, you will be trapped in a gigantic traffic jam several miles from your home, along with two hundred thousand other evacuees. So, as a bonus, you will not be lonely.

Hurricane Supplies:

If you don't evacuate, you will need a mess of supplies. Do not buy them now! Florida tradition requires that you wait until the last possible minute, then go to the supermarket and get into vicious fights with strangers over who gets the last can of SPAM. In addition to food and water, you will need the following supplies:

At least 23 flashlights and at least $167 worth of batteries that will turn out, when the power goes off, to be the wrong size for the flashlights.

Bleach. (No, I don't know what the bleach is for. NOBODY knows what the bleach is for, but it's traditional, so GET some!)

A big knife that you can strap to your leg. (This will be useless in a hurricane, but it looks cool.)

A large quantity of raw chicken, to placate the alligators. (Ask anybody who went through Andrew; after the hurricane, there WILL be irate alligators.)

$35,000 in cash or diamonds so that, after the hurricane passes, you can buy a generator from a man with no discernible teeth.

Of course these are just basic precautions. As the hurricane draws near, it is vitally important that you keep abreast of the situation by turning on your television and watching TV reporters in rain slickers stand right next to the ocean and tell you over and over how vitally important it is for everybody to stay away from the ocean.

Good luck, and remember: It's great living in Paradise!

Monday, August 02, 2004

The Atlantic City Pop Festival - 35 Years ago this month...

I could have gone, but instead worked at my job on Steeplechase Pier, running the Hoop-La game. Fast Eddie went, even though he also worked there (and got me my job). Eddie died two and a half years later, in Feb. '72, drug-related, at the age of 19.
Coming to a theater near you...
Festival Express

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Friday, June 18, 2004


Dr. Sammy Lee, first Asian-American to win an Olympic Gold Medal. See his web site Posted by Hello

Dr. Sammy Lee, 1948 Olympian Gold Medalist for Diving, carries the torch into the garden at the AAF HQ in the Adams district. Posted by Hello

The competition pool at Long Beach (Charter All-Digital Aquatic Center), site of last weekend's Janet Evans Invitational Posted by Hello

Monday, May 17, 2004