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the next big thing in aircraft? Blended-wing, starts testing in 2006.
Yahoo! News - Photo

Change is in the Air:

A Bird Story from Cyberspace sent our way by Glenn Barlow

Watchin' Workers... Watching Workers - Computerworld

Open Letter to the Music Industry - kuro5hin.org || technology and culture, from the trenches

aha!!!

NYPOST.COM Health: SEX AND GREEK FOOD PROLONG LIFE

How POPULAR is your favorite number?

SEE: THE SECRET LIVES OF NUMBERS

Okay, so if it IS the next big thing, how come this article is from November of 2000?
Thing is, I've been reading a lot of stuff about it lately - the hype machine must be running...
CNN.com - Food Central - Tapioca milk tea creating waves as fun coffee alternative - November 27, 2000

If you believe that this is the next big thing... Boba Tea... here's how to get started in the biz...
bubble tea, boba drink, tapioca pearl tea, pearl tea products for home use

LA Magazine - the BEST of LA... They only list the first six things out of 101. Maybe they'll post the rest when the edition is off the newsstands.

Best Burger: Pie n' Burger
Best Pie: Apple Pan

no best pizza!!!

News: Free Web-mail waning? This article shows that there are still web sites where you can get free email accounts..

new: I set up an account on Blogrolling
so that I could easily manage favorite links/sites (see "Jeff's Favs" to the left
there - These will probably not be specific articles or pages,
but sites themselves. If others want to do this too, it's
pretty easy and I'll insert the code for you.

Does the Vatican have a TIME MACHINE??

Fly The Copter - South Coast Diaries - Seethru Zine

Oh Rats!

Das ist sum sheiss-kickin' musik! Tom Astor Diskografie

Martha Stewart faces wider probe

Bloggus Caesari

The Cunning Linguist (Ahnult)

This is worth owning... Amazon.com: buying info: UHF

another great link from memepool.com: Humor archive:

What they Didn't teach you in DRIVING SCHOOL.

Alan Greenspan, H4x0r Economist

Britney Spears- America's Pop Star Porn Queen

Robo-Priests!!! This is a great idea!!! - Weekly World News

Darth Vader

Are YOU doing enough?

Quite a MYSTERY...

Numion - WebSpeed and SiteSpeed

Navas Cable Modem/DSL Tuning Guide

Golf is a very nice game... Three Arraigned in SoCal Golf Course Prostitution Bust

Can Mr. Softy beat the meanies?

Grandpa knows best!

This looks GREAT!...
20th Century Fox: Minority Report

MINI PUTT! Quoted from Lockergnome's media newsletter: "Here's yet another miniture golf game that you can play for hours on end, or for minutes on end depending on how much free time you have. I actually like this one a little better than the previous one I reviewed, as it seems a bit easier to understand. Not that miniture golf is all that difficult to grasp, but I'm a slow learner sometimes. At least this time around I actually made par on the first hole."

No wonder I never became a musician.

Terrafly - give it an address and fly over it.

Best of Philly - Cheesesteaks in Orange County, CA
Chowhound's Los Angeles Area Message Board: Re(1): Fountain Valley

They speak english, they fight muslim terrorist, they have an emerging middle class and they have a corrupt democracy like us.
What's more, they make excellent computer nerds, don't try to force everyone to belong to their religion, and have real cool looking religious characters and temples and fun spicy food. When we have arguments with them, we do it talking, not shooting, which apparantly they also do well. And when I starred at a girl in a red and yellow sari last week, I got a big smile back! Why can't we be better allies with these guys instead of sucking up to all those middle eastern human rights abusing un-elected dictators!

Eclipse Photo: I saw something exactly like this on a netted fence next to my office building. Even making a little one inch hole with your thumb and forefinger made a crescent shape on the ground!

Hmm, what are they trying to tell us?

Hubble Heritage Project: Keyhole Nebula Main Astronomical Image Display (JPEG)

r u a hax0r?

The most unique food in the world...
Esquire:Feature Story:Ferran Adrià

The Lenny Bruce FBI File

Quote Database Home

UNbelievable... Dance Dance Revolution for the PC (Windows/Linux)..
pyDDR, a DDR clone for Python

Vacuum Tube PC Motherboard!!!

Mouse Tales - horror stories about mouse abuse...

Swingline is now making them as well - but their website is down;
but on ebay:

eBay item 1736699299 (Ends Jun-08-02 20:44:19 PDT ) - NEW! Bright Red Metal Swingline 747 Stapler!

Some days eat you the bears

RED ROBOT WORLD DOMINATION

Please don't touch my red stapler...
The Stapler Database

Weird Sunset

Savannah Says -- The Kizombe Correspondence

Microsoft is now flexing it's muscles with schools over licensing; and they're shocked that the schools are thinking, "we can't afford this, so we'll just run Linux - it's free..."

Schools cry bully over Microsoft licensing fees - Computerworld

With all the superhero movies coming out this year, here's an article by an old friend of Punjab's discussing an important superhero issue.

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

Boys say, boys say, Hey baby hey baby hey!
Apologies to "No Doubt"!

Yahoo! News - $100K hacking contest ends in free-for-all

I don't know what to say about this... It's apparently called "Slash Fiction. I think it's a bit disturbed...Lasagna Pookie

Sam Byck (my brother's former brother-in-law) and 9/11

Philadelphia Inquirer | 05/30/2002 | Jonathan Storm | A side of the Amish rarely seen

Tyrannosaurus Rex Was a Slowpoke

Music from TV Commercials - Thanks, Rick for this one and the one before!

Star Wars: Realities beyond the myth

It's time to sell my amps...
GuitarPort FAQs

Animation Express: Fetch!

The Old-Fashioned Way to Fight Spam: With Vax

CyLog Software Home Page - www.cylog.org

The Stallman factor - May 8, 2002

What's YOUR Jedi Name???
Countdown to Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) - MessageBoard

I'm Skaje Lephi.

R.I.P. Bruce Pelz...
Interesting, the impact that humans can make; I didn't know him that well,
but if you start to read the postings, you get some idea...

A woman who LIKES the Three Stooges!!!! Well, I'll be....

NYUK NYUK...

Culture Jammer's Encyclopedia

Great Use of Electronic Freeway Signs...

Interstate 238

MIT IHTFP Hack Gallery

HOW many smoots is the Harvard Bridge??

CNN.com - Jerry Garcia's guitars bring $1.74 million - May 9, 2002

Grey skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face!!
Another artistic statement, the Smiley Face!

In Artist's Freeway Prank, Form Followed Function

CBS News | Not So Abs-olutely Fabulous | May 8, 2002 19:46:53

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
cbs2.com - Top Stories

Against Depression, a Sugar Pill Is Hard to Beat (washingtonpost.com)

Bistro of Santa Monica Italian Restaurant

WHY didn't we get the darn chocolate souffle??? Now we'll have to go back, geez... :) :) :)

Finally - an Alternative to the LA Times?
LA EXAMINER
I remember the OLD Examiner, right across the street from the Times.
Ben Steins' (yes, Nixon's speechwriter, "Win BS's Money" and "Anyone, Anyone... BUELLER!!!" ) page two column was the best thing about it..

Yahoo! News - Singer Wainwright, at 55, Still Cuts to Quick

Live! From Harlem! Herrreeee's Billy!!

She makes some good points, but I hope she's wrong about this. I'd like to see Bill host a talk show. I don't watch any of these shows, but I think he'd be a natural and provide us with mucho good entertainment!

It's the Old Spam, Scam, Thank You Ma'am!

Good Vibrations | Masturbation Hall of Fame

He just changed one song a little. All You Need is Viagara

WHAT A RELIEF!!!FOXNews.com
Okay, now, if it's good... it's not AS bad as they're making it out to be.

OR: have you had your 62.5 lbs of Potato Chips today?

Make mine Utz's...

Oooookay....Yahoo! News - Photo

What a great idea to make some $$$...
Sue a spammer today

If it's good, it's bad!
Yahoo! News - Cancer Risk in Chips, French Fries, Bread - Study

Vegas's Next High Roller: a Monorail (washingtonpost.com)

This has to be a real thorn in their side...The Random NYTimes.com Registration Generator - lets you register to the NYT without really registering anything.

Here's a little advice for the couple of the wedding you just went to, Punjab.
Husband 1.0

Natalie Portman Strikes Back

Do you think this will cause any controversy when the movie comes out? Obviously, it offends the PC left-wing college crowd. I do think more than 1/2 the population of Israel is sephardic, and practically all of them went there to escape terrible treatment in the other middle eastern countries, so she has a point. Remember, most, if not all of them treat there Muslim citizens terribly according to the civil rights reports we get, so how much worse was it for these dudes.

Boy the Bear's TOP 40 Age Gauge

Israel under hack attack
Wanted, Internet security pros

"And about ten years off the user's life..."
Computerworld Shark Tank